so we had 3 bottles of shampoo and 0 bottles of conditioner

then mum came home excited that she bought ten bottles of conditioner on sale

it turns out she bought shampoo

now we have 13 bottles of shampoo

and 0 bottles of conditioner

here’s another fun little tidbit

the shampoo she bought is for premium blonde to sand dune coloured hair

i am your child HAVE YOU EVER SEEN ME? WE ARE ASIAN GODDAMNIT

(Source: ragingbomer)

YOU PIECE OF SHIT.

(Source: crumzinmahlap)

puppyluver43:

the best boys are the ones that don’t acknowledge my existence that’s so hot

annawintour:

so done with being ugly can i please emerge from my chrysalis and become hot as fuck thanks

unicornsareforgangstas:

kanyewesticle:

when i was younger i used to think ron stoppable was going to marry me so i hated on kim possible and i found this on my old laptop

Oh my god